What can be considered an airsofter's perfect moment?
Building the perfect gun? Racking up surrenders? Defeating the opfor despite their overwhelming numbers? Having the perfect sniper rifle to own the whole field? Whatever it is, it's safe to say that every airsofter has their perfect moment. A time when the culmination of all your hard work pays off and despite what you tell your wife, you're glad your true priorities lay with airsoft. I mean let's be honest, you know you love our wife, your kids, or your girlfriend but when you're in the moment which of those compare to eliminating wave after wave of unsuspecting tangos?
Haha none of those! Go ahead and act like I'm wrong or a little too obsessed, but whether you think with your d*ck or your brain (we know you don't think with your heart, we're men), we both know I'm right. No need to thank me for pointing out the obvious, we're brothers and it's my job to point out your faults just like it's your job to do the same for me. Besides, isn't it better if I do it, rather than your wife or girlfriend? At least we'll agree I'm right and you won't even have to do anything to make it up to me afterward. Win, Win right?
Anyway back on topic:
What's my perfect moment... what drives my fantasies... CART CONTENTS. I love going to my favorite sites and filling up my online cart with items that at times I neither need nor can afford, but that I desperately want. You suffer from a similar affliction you say? This is me not being surprised. Who doesn't want to purchase as much airsoft stuff as humanly possible? If your answer to this is not me, then please get off my blog because you're liar and you're killing my vibe.
Let me paint you a picture... by best airsoft day. Logging on to my favorite airsoft shopping website and taking my beautiful and generous wife's credit card and emptying my cart contents. Sh*t! I haven't felt this good since I lost my virginity! I'm just kidding, I feel that good all the time... I'm Kirby. Do you know what the greatest innovation in delivery service history is? Tracking numbers! Knowing exactly when my package will arrive brings me as much satisfaction as seeing my son hit a home run... well maybe not that much but it's close. We all know that saying "sorry boss I have to go home early today, my kid is sick" actually means " the FedEx guy usually gets to my house about three so I need to go home and wait for my package".
Opening that package is like Christmas all over again, except it happens more than once and you actually get what you want not what someone else thinks you'll like. Anyway that's the short version of my example. Whether it's on your short list or at the bottom of the totem pole, you've all shared similar experiences. Despite the rivalries, the bad blood, the conflict, airsofters always have one thing that creates a common bond... they love AIRSOFT.
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