Airsoft ADD and Why You Need To Slap It Out Of Your Buddy

So you’re probably thinking, “Airsoft ADD what’s that? I know airsoft, I look at it online when I should be spending time with my family, but I have no idea what this intelligently hilarious fellow is talking about?”

Let me begin by breaking it down for you. You know that Aunt you have who drinks way too much and is always rude on holidays, because her 8 year old never listens to anything she says and can’t sit still for five seconds? It’s something like that.

  

Let’s dig a little deeper shall we?

Airsoft ADD- When an airsofter is constantly losing interest in particular styles of game play. I.E. Field, CQB and MOUT.

Ah, starting to make sense right?

Well I’m glad, because for those of you who have teammates or buddies who suffer from this terrible affliction, you know this is more than just an irritation, it's more like a severe form of rectal trauma… ouch! This has the potential to be an obstacle in your tactical effort to ruin someone else’s day!

Let’s talk about truth, and I don’t mean the sugar coated “I’m going to make you feel good because I love you “truth. I’m talking about the “ Listen bro I just started dating your ex-wife because she is super hot and is easy when she’s drunk” truth. See where I’m going with this? Good.

So let’s begin an airsofter’s two favorite things about airsoft. Shooting people and looking cool while doing it.  Alright, go ahead say milsim, guns and gear but the only reason you like these things so much is so you can shoot people and look cool while you’re doing it. 3...2…1 and the revelation begins.

Kirby, you just opened my eyes to understanding my true self!” I know buddy, hey that’s what I do. No need to thanks me because your sister thanked me yesterday… zing. Ha-ha just kidding... but seriously she did. Now that you’re going to be doing all this self reflection, can you do me a favor? Quit pretending that you wife/girlfriend, family and job are more important than airsoft. Your wife/girlfriend/ family are going to find out eventually. Hey the truth hurts but your kids will learn to understand. Mine did and that’s why they call me by my first name now and never look me in the eyes.

I know, I know, I get sidetracked.  I think this is good for now, in part two we will begin by actually talking about airsoft ADD. I would love to keep blowing your mind with my insightful and witty remarks but I have to get ready to go on a train to a train museum tomorrow. A train museum! Who the hell does stuff like this! I hope there is an AEX nearby otherwise I don’t know what I’m going to do.