Airsoft ADD Part 2: Keep Slapping

So, not that I'm done being distracted by my own wittiness, shall we continue?

Ok, here we go, so those suffering from the aforementioned affliction often lose interest in certain types of fields. This disinterest can cause them to miss games for the simple fact that a particular style of game play has lost its edge. To some extent I can understand this type of reasoning but despite repetition in environments, there is one thing that is in constant change... the opfor.

Name one game you have been to where the opfor had the exact same strategy or movement it had the last time you played at that field. You can't! The constantly changing opfor brings one thing to airsoft that nothing else can, continually changing dynamics.

Have you ever heard of the chaos theory?

Small differences in initial conditions (such as those due to rounding errors in numerical computation) yield widely diverging outcomes for chaotic systems, rendering long-term prediction impossible in general.

For those of you who may not comprehend this definition (considering this is an airsoft blog, probably everyone reading this), it means the same thing is never going to happen twice. There are only two certainties in life, stasis and change. The opfor provides that unique type of change that that is a vitally important part of creating a wonderfully tactical airsoft experience.

"Geez Kirby, you’re so smart you should be on the debate team!" Well when you're right, you're right but beautiful women don't go out with guys on the debate team so what's the point. However, if I am wrong and you are on the debate team and have a beautiful girlfriend, please post multiple pictures of her on here immediately so I can be proven wrong.

No two firefights, strategies or aggression levels are ever the same. Unlike a video game that provides a linear story line and experience, airsoft is constantly changing game play dynamics. That's one of the reasons people keep coming back. Whoa, relax I said one of the reasons not the only reason. Looking sexy and embarrassing people is still important.

So, if you find yourself agreeing with me and my point of view, can we agree to classify this as an airsoft related disease? ABSOLUTELY

I am sorry to say there is no cure for this affliction. I would like to say that reasoning and accountability can play a part in rectifying the hurts caused by arrogance, but sadly this is not the case. These people have ADD, there probably not even listening and if they are, they’re not even going to remember what you're saying five minutes from now. "So what do we do Kirby? We want our battle buddies back!"

Well, there is a suggestion I would like to make, but I cannot openly condone violence, torture or embarrassment. However, I will say this... we are grown men, and as such it is ok to admit you love your teammates like your brother. That being the case, it is important to remember that sometimes love hurts.

Time to get sidetracked again...

However bad we might find this, it pales in comparison t the most destructive airsoft related disease... ARROGANCE.