Part One Of Things You Do That Are Starting To Piss Me Off

Based on my last few posts, I know that this post should be a continuation of my discussion about airsoft personalities. I'm sure who were enthralled by my clever insights and my reference to Chuck Norris. However, I am not in the best mood this morning and you know I tend to get sidetracked, so today is one of those days.

My socially relevant issue today, has to do with airsoft forums and people who act like f*cking retards. I know, I know it’s an excellent discussion topic. Hey, why else would you be reading my blog, right?  So let's begin...

One of the things I despise most on forums is people who act like f*cking know it alls. What do you think you're doing? We all know that the advice you are giving was just copy and pasted from some more intelligent person's thread or from the manufactures website. So why do you always act like you came up with some brilliant original thought?

I have some bad news, we all know that you don't know sh*t, which is ok because most of us think you're a joke anyway. Hey, I could look up all kinds of useful information as well, if I wasn't busy having a life filled with sex, accomplishments, general awesomeness and owning your @ss on the field.

The only relevant form of advice is based on personal experience. That means your experiences not someone else’s. I also read that cybergun is the devil, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to pass it off as my original idea. There are only two types of people who do things of that nature. People who just aren't smart enough to come up with something on their own and those who need everyone's approval.

That's right I said it, you need everyone’s approval. I'm sorry that your mommy didn't hug you enough as a child and tell you she loved you, but I'm not going to fill that f*cking void for you. So grow some balls and just come to terms with the fact that nobody like you.

Let's add to this...

Why the hell do you take decisions airsoft manufactures make so personally? I understand being frustrated by some of their less intelligent decisions, but what the hell did they do to you? Oh that's right, they were watching their bottom line, so they can continue to make a profit by offering quality products to ungrateful @ssholes like you.

Do you know why they discontinued production of your favorite pistol? Because they did a focus group and found out that only goat humping mama's boys like that gun and they decided they didn't particularly want that slice of the market share. I mean seriously, why do you act like they slept with your mom? I slept with your mom and you don't act that way with me. So what's your deal?

Anyway I think I'm done for today. I think I've pissed enough people off to make this one of my more popular posts. I'll add some more at a later time when the mood suits me.